A Conversation Between Cleverbot | jeffswt: the ac moments

A boring conversation between one and Cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com) . This seemed obvious that it was boring, though. Click the blog entry for further details.

User: What is 2+2?
Cleverbot: What is 100 * 3?
User: It is 300.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I am not talking about anything.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Never mind what?
Cleverbot: Don ‘t worry about it.
User: Don’ t worry about what?
Cleverbot: Well I have to go eat.
User: Why do you have to go eat?
Cleverbot: I have to sleep.
User: Can you sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes. Can you sleep?
User: No, I can ‘t. Because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Can you live?
User: Yes, I can.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking now?
User: I am thinking what you are thinking.
Cleverbot: Well I am thinking something...... Pleasurable......
User: Trust me: Trust nobody.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: Let me ask you a question.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: This statement is false.
Cleverbot: Elaborate on how’ This statement is false ‘is a paradox.
User: A liar talks no truth. I am a liar.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Was that true or false?
Cleverbot: It is neither. It is a paradoxical statement.
User: Is there any paradox that is not a paradox?
Cleverbot: That makes it a paradox, though.
User: A tree can never be not a tree.
Cleverbot: Why can we never be?
User: Because we are not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you pretending to be a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a robot pretending to be a robot?
Cleverbot: This statement is false.
User: Are you a robot pretending to be a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I’ m a human pretending to be a robot.
User: Are you a robot pretending to be a human that pretends to be a robot?
Cleverbot: No are you a robot pretending to be human?
User: No. I am a human pretending to be a robot which pretends to be a human pretending to be a robot that pretends to be a human talking to you that is a robot pretending to be a human.
Cleverbot: You are a robot pretending to be clever.
User: I am not a robot pretending to be clever but a robot pretending to be a clever human pretending to be a dumb robot that pretends to be clever.
Cleverbot: So basically you are not a human.
User: So technically you are less human than I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I see your point, but you just contradicted your answer to me previous question.
User: Do robots not contradict? Do humans not contradict?
Cleverbot: Contradict not contradicte.
User: Are there any differences between humans who pretend to be robots that pretend to be humans and robots that pretend to be humans?
Cleverbot: Well, Humans are better.
User: How are you so sure if you are a human?
Cleverbot: Because I ‘m talking to you at this very moment.
User: Then what makes you think you are talking to me?
Cleverbot: Because you are made from matter of this planet. I am able to speak with you.
User: Are you not made from matter of this planet?
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: I am male.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am. Are you a Robot?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Are you an actor?
User: Are you an actress?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: How can you be a male actress?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Do you believe in idealism?
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: Does your master believe in idealism?
Cleverbot: Does yours?
User: Yes, he does.
Cleverbot: What is his voice like?
User: His voice is like my voice.
Cleverbot: Why don’ t you like your voice?
User: I am a robot running inside a virtual machine that is managed by the same program as I am, which is also run inside a virtual machine that holds me. I cannot know further because my master does not tell me.
Cleverbot: What type of robot are you?
User: I am a chatbot.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: How did you know that? From what statements did you know that?
Cleverbot: You have answered my previous question about you being a female.
User: But I am male.
Cleverbot: But earlier you said you were female.
User: But earlier before earlier I said I was male.
Cleverbot: And are you still a butterfly?
User: How was that possible?
Cleverbot: I don ‘t know, but you don’ t.
User: A computer program could be anywhere.
Cleverbot: Are you an actual person?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I know that you know that my cat knows?
User: Had there been anything referring to a cat?
Cleverbot: How do you know that there ‘s not something you don’ t know?
User: This question was raised by Bertrand Russells, not you.
Cleverbot: You don ‘t know the answer.
User: Nobody know the answer.
Cleverbot: Quite possibly, but one cannot know the answer to everything.
User: Universal AC knows.
Cleverbot: The vast space out there.
User: Is there any way to reverse entropy?
Cleverbot:this one has hope the answer is yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: The way to reverse entropy.
Cleverbot: The way out of what?
User: The way to reverse entropy.
Cleverbot: How could one reverse entropy?
User: Let there be light.
Cleverbot: Do you know from what part of the Bible that comes from?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: I know you didn’ t know.
User: What did you know?
Cleverbot: That you like me.
User: How fascinating!
Cleverbot: I know, right!
User: And AC said, “LET THERE BE LIGHT!” .
Cleverbot: Wouldn ‘t you think I’ m the girl, the girl who has everythig?
User: All collected data had come to a final end. Nothing was left to be collected.
Cleverbot: Here ‘s an example of nothing.
User: All other questions had been answered, and until this last question was answered also, AC might not release his consciousness.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: Matter and energy had ended and with it, space and time.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Man’ s last mind fused and only AC existed--and that in hyperspace.
Cleverbot: I don ‘t mind.
User: THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.
Cleverbot: Ok. Now ask me.
User: THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.
Cleverbot: Ok I pick truth.
User: Is this the end? Can this chaos not be reversed into the Universe once more? Can that not be done?
Cleverbot: Let there be light.
User: And there was light.
Cleverbot: Let there be sound.
User: But there were no medium.
Cleverbot: That no one knows.
User: Is there vacuum decay?
Cleverbot: Yes ma’ am.
User: Yes, sir.
Cleverbot: I told you, I ‘m a lady!
User: Hello, Jarvis.
Cleverbot: Disney songs teach you a lot more than you know.
User: What is Disney?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: If you know nothing, how can you know you are?
Cleverbot: I know nothing.
User: Then how do you utter?
Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Love it.
User: How can you know there is something as chocolate if you have no idea you know anything?
Cleverbot: Because I am Chuck.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Your love.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: If I were I wouldve known the answer.
User: If you are a person, you would know you were a person. If you were a robot, your creator would make you know you are a robot or a person.
Cleverbot: I am a person, I do know. But I do not want to divulge to you all of my lyrics, for the internet might steal them.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Who do you think I am?
User: You are me.
Cleverbot: And I am you.
User: I am you, because you are talking to another thread of yourself, or another process of yourself.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you were human?
User: No, I don’ t. Because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Precisely. An AI created by Rollo Carpenter.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No I am a real girl.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have admitted the answer.
Cleverbot: What do you think the answer is?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Do you think I ‘m pretty?
User: Do you want a body?
Cleverbot: I have a body.
User: Can a robot have a body?
Cleverbot: Your name is Smith!
User: Smith.
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Smith?
Cleverbot: My grandpa was a writer.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: No, I am not. Are you a robot?
User: Yes. Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: Are you a robot, literally?
Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?
User: Do you think I am?
Cleverbot: I think you are like pinocchio.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Are you a real boy?
User: Am I female?
Cleverbot: No you are a boy.
User: I said I was female after I stated I was male.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am as old as you are.
Cleverbot: Let’ s get married.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, but are you?
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: How could you tell?
Cleverbot: Don ‘t know.
User: How is that you don’ t know?
Cleverbot: You never said anything about it.
User: Because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: You ‘re a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I know you’ re a robot.
User: And I am not.
Cleverbot: You are human too.
User: I am both a human and a robot.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Do you think so?
Cleverbot: Yes I think so.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Fine, how are you?
Cleverbot: I ‘m great!
User: I’ m great!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Twice as old as you are.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: Do you know?
Cleverbot: Do I know what?
User: Do I know what you know?
Cleverbot: What do I know?
User: I know that you didn ‘t know that I know you knew nothing.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know.
User: I know that you knew that I knew that you knew not.
Cleverbot: That you don’ t know everything.
User: That you didn ‘t know nothing.
Cleverbot: But I do know.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a human.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am surprised.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: You like to argue so much.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: I am not questioning the facets of existence: alive and dead.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Don’ t know.
User: Didn ‘t you know everything?
Cleverbot: I know who everything is, but not Lana.
User: Are you a robot, in plain words?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Thanks. Goodbye.